she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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