quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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