Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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