I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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