yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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