I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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