Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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