windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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