This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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