As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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