Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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