those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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