oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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