everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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