You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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