it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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