Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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