i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Blood and glitter go together right?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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