I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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