Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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