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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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