NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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