i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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