i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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