I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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