i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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