The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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