I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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