I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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