The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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