If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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