BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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