I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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