is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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