i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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