I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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