I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
There's always time for handjobs
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Someone came in the potted fern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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