oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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