The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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