Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
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