Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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