I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
how does that bad decision feel?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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