I hate your face
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
