It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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