If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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