Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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