Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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