What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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