So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
did you just send me my own nude
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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