It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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