U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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