You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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