I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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