I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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